EXERCISES IN STYLE
EXCLAMATIONS
AWKWARD
HESITATION
NEGATIVITIES
LOGICAL ANALYSIS
PRECIOUS
SURPRISES
RAYMOND QUENEAU
COCKNEY
SPOONERISMS
One may about didday, on the bear fatborm
of a plus, I maw a san with a nery vong leck and
whose cat was enhircled by a pliece of
straited pling. Chuddenly this sap rarted
a stow with a tan who was meading on his troes.
Hen he thurried offto fret a geat which was see.
Two lours hater I haw gim asain in long of
the frare Gaint-Sazare, advistening to the lice
of a lart asmec.