EXERCISES IN STYLE
EXCLAMATIONS
AWKWARD
HESITATION
NEGATIVITIES
PRECIOUS
SPOONERISMS
SURPRISES
RAYMOND QUENEAU
COCKNEY
LOGICAL ANALYSIS
Bus.
Platform.
Bus platform. That's the place.

Midday.
About.
About midday. That's the time.

Passengers.
Quarrel.
A passengers' quarrel. That's the action.

Young man. Hat.
Long thin neck.
A young man with a hat and a plaited cord round it.
That's the chief character.

Person.
A person.
A person. That's the second character.

Me.
Me.
Me. That's the third character, narrator.

Words.
Words.
Words. That's what was said.

Seat vacant.
Seat taken.
A seat that was vacant and then taken. That's the result.

The gare Saint-Lazare.
An hour later.
A friend.
A button.
Another phrase heard. That's the conclusion.

Logical conclusion.